Brigitte’s Pick: BRAND NEW CROP OF WAL-MARTIANS

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog warns anybody who feels violently ill when confronted with Wal-Martians NOT to read or look further.

Brigitte’s Pick gives us – argh! – a brand new crop of Wal-Martians!!!

LOOK OUT!!! HERE THEY COME!!!

How about, “let’s not and say we did”?

Uh, Houston , we have a problem…

Bride of Michelin Man

How do you get out of this outfit?

Attention customers …Boner in aisle 5

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The Kardashians looking for the bargains

Open for bidnezz

Seeing eye goat? Or looking for a wedding dress

Assaconda?

Jonestown Cheerleaders

Father Of The Month

OK then

Drag’m Grandma

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS…Don’t You

YEHTI IN DRAG?

Couple of players… Chillin’ with a hot babe in the frozen food aisle

I smell romance

Checking out the six-pack…oh, sorry it’s a full case

DORA da Explorer in 70 yrs…check out the tats, one from every country

Say it loud …say it proud

Ever wonder where Walmartians sleep?

Some unfortunate kids grannies

Butt… butt… oh, never mind!

Dang…… Barbie got old!

OK, so you were an underwear model, but that was 40 years ago!

Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt policy?

Took the words right outta my mouth! WOW what a wedgie

My’s feets killen me…Removal may be a job for the HEAVY URBAN RESCUE TEAM

SCHRUNCHIE TOTEM?

Predator’s Sister goes shopping

I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt

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4 Responses to “Brigitte’s Pick: BRAND NEW CROP OF WAL-MARTIANS”

  1. rebecca williams Says:

    Why don’t I ever see anything like this lol in my Wal-Mart?!

    • Hugh Paxton Says:

      Rebecca this is a VERY good question! I’ve been to quite a number of Wal-Marts and people have looked rather normal. Maybe amply built and equipped with butts that would shame a rhino but that’s not Wal-Mart’s problem. Perhaps our contibutions are coming from a Wal-Mart that really is on Mars? Rebecca, I shall pursue this crucial question and with no hope of success will try to find the kind of Wal-Mart that is fully stocked with Believe it or Not customers! Wish me a little luck! Best! Hugh

  2. Lori Says:

    Personally I think the lady with the tats is fantastic!!! Good on her!

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