ET Testicle hits remote village in Mongolia: Hundreds left homeless!


A testicle, variously estimated by experts as weighing at least three to four tonnes, smashed into the normally peaceful tribal herders village of Bhollcc- ckzzz.

Eye witnesses stated that the incoming object was testicular in shape and that thankfully nobody sustained injury.

A small crater is currently off limits to curious onlookers as local authorities attempt  to isolate the incoming gonad and appeal for international aid.

“It’s a bit early to say quite what this extra-terrestrial testicle thought it was doing. But we have had a narrow escape,” said a representative of one agency.

Anybody wishing to send relief funds should contact this Blog.Pounds or US favoured.

You will, of course, get a receipt.

Thanks for caring!


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