A Letter From Suzi: Shotgun Cure for Warts (and subsequent arrest)

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Hi Hugh, I thought you may enjoy these two snippets from the weekly letter we receive from my aunt and uncle in the UK!

 Two items of note from the papers.

Firstly the prize of “Wally of the Week” must go to a certain Sean Murphy who was suffering from a troublesome wart on one of his fingers. Having sustained himself with several pints of strong beer he took his shotgun and endeavoured to shoot off the wart.

Result – loss of one finger and the police are charging him with possession of an unlicensed shotgun, which had been used in a previous robbery. He claims that he found it under a hedge!!!!!!!

Secondly, a few weeks ago, some bra-less no brain in the USA stated that men who open doors for women etc. are guilty of “benevolent sexism”. As you can imagine this instantly provoked an immediate host of correspondence on the subject. One gentleman said that he and his wife had been the victims of benevolent sexism when travelling on the Underground, but have never refused the seats offered. I am proud to admit that I do still hold doors open for ladies, lift my hat to them and walk on the outside of them on the pavement to guard them from the splashes of errant motorists So there!!!

Have a great week!

Suzi

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