Dope of the Day Awards: Help police! I’ve been short changed by a prostitute! And the drug bust (a sad story)

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog hands out today’s Dope of the Day awards to a gentleman from Maine. He phoned the police to complain that a prostitute he had hired left ten minutes early. Breach of contract. I’m not going to name names. He must be feeling a bit silly and the police arrested him for engaging with a prostitute.

A rather sadder Dope of the Day Award goes to a lady who stuffed a few (two) kilos of cocaine into her breast implants. The headlines here were obvious. Drugs bust.

What editor could resist?

There’s no question that she was stupid. Her breast operations hadn’t healed and the customs guys noticed that she was leaking blood on her shirt. I don’t like criminals but in this case i feel a pang of pity. In fact I can’t think of anything more degrading. A woman, stuffing her breasts with coke, the surgeon not even finishing the stitching properly, the woman flying halfway around the world presumably in pain and wondering whether her breats were going to function normally again, and then meeting a bunch of solicitous Thai officials concerned about her blood stains. Then arrest.

Again no names. But every cloud has a silver lining. Thailand is thinking about abolishing the death penalty. So maybe she’ll only serve 15 years. A poor, desperate, doomed and stupid woman.

I think this is the saddest post I’ve put up in at least three weeks.

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