Hugh Paxton’s Blog has watched with increasing boredom a series of promotional advertisements on TV urging me and the rest of the world to visit Malaysia, “Malaysia Simply Asia (lots of singing)” “Multicultural (lots of singing)” “Biodiversity (lots of singing to drown out the sound of chainsaws clearing old growth rainforest for corrupt oil palm plantation owners, reef raiders, wildlife traffickers,) etc.

Let’s have a brief look at Malaysia (simply Asia “For the best time in your life!!!!” more singing).

A slum load of sex-starved Islamics with half a penis between them attempted to storm a Roman Catholic newspaper. Their grievance was that some multicultural Malaysian journalist had mentioned Allah. Their suggestion was that nobody could say Allah or write it or, Allah forbid! draw a picture of him unless they were Muslim. And, that if they did, mob rule should cut that nonsense out.

“Malaysia Simply Asia (more singing) plus a woman looking sensual but fully clothed on a beach.”

Anwar Ibrahim? He’s back in jail! Five years for sodomy! I thought that ludicrous court case had been dismissed last century! Five years! And if he did it, it surely shouldn’t haunt him for the rest of his life! If he did have sex with his aide that’s between him and his aide? Oh no! Not in Malaysia. The Govt wanted to wreck the former deputy prime minister because he was a political threat. And they opted for what in their primitive opinion was the most demeaning condemnation. Anwar is a big puffda and likes boy’s bottoms. The Human Rights Watch verdict? “Politically motivated persecution…they wanted him removed by hook or crook.” I don’t know about the hook. But I know who the crooks are.

“It’s truly a dark day for the Malaysia judiciary which has shown itself incapable of standing up straight when national political issues are in play before them,” Phil Robertson, deputy Asia head of Human Rights Watch.

“They want to put me in the lockup,” Anwar Ibrahim.

“Malaysia!!!!!!!!!For the best time in your LIIIFE! (more singing)”

Hugh Paxton BLOG Ed: Let’s catch a quick slice of conversation between Hugh and his esteemed wife, Midori.

Midori: There’s been a plane crash. Somewhere off Vietnam. Malaysian airline.

Hugh: Probably full of Chinese ivory or pangolin smugglers. Who gives a damn? Nobody on board you know? Ah shit! Look at this! Malaysia’s just banned Ultraman! He’s insulted Allah!

Midori: Ultraman? I hate it but it’s really popular with Malaysian children! They love it!

Hugh: I agree it’s garbage! But more garbage comes from the Malaysian govt. I quote. “Ultraman is an idolized by many children.” And equating him with Allah will “confuse Muslim youth and damage their faith.”

The Malaysian government is currently embroiled in an intense court battle with the Catholic Church over the use of the word “Allah”.


“Malaysia! Simply Asia! Come here for the time of your life!!!!! Singing – always singing! Singing nonsense!)”


BLOG ED NOTE: Ultraman is a Japanese Manga comic figure who zooms around and saves the day. The Islamic clerics may think that he’s more popular than Allah and they may be right. At least his admirers know what he looks like.

2 Responses to “Malaysia”

  1. Doug Says:

    Wow…Ultraman…now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…I used to watch that show when I was a kid some 40 years ago…I loved watching that show….of course I didn’t have a care in the world then and didn’t even know or care about the word Muslim either and still don’t care either……

  2. Hugh Says:

    Doug, any more blasphemy from you and I’ll issue a fatwa. Watch your step! Ultraman is subversive! And doesn’t know where Mecca is. Of course he must be banned!

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