Andre’s Bit: Ear Infection


Yup, Andre again. Hugh Paxton’s Blog can rely on him to somehow make a hospital waiting room a lot of fun. I have tried it but while I’ve raised a smile or two from fellow sufferers I’ve never had the temerity to challenge the authorities full frontal. Or make jokes about genitals ears and privacy. Next time! The hatchet faced hag supervising assembled victims must get ready for hell! I’ll be there! And I won’t be there to read an out of date magazine about medical insurance or plastic surgery. I’ll be thinking about saying something like “I’ve got the Black Death” or “Ebola! I’m crashing! Infection! Argh! Stand back!” or “Where the hell am I? I thought this was the Naughty Nurses Stripaway whip em hard and hear them whimper bar?”

They’ll throw me out, of course. But I’ve never really wanted to be in that sort of place anyway.

Cheers! And best from Bangkok!


From: Andre Gast []
Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2014 4:49 PM
To: Hugh Paxton; Lianne Cairns; Kate Elges; Jacques Loftus; Donovan Stanford; ssg
Subject: FW: Ear Infection

Ear Infection
This is so true!

They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell herwhat is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of ushave experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose!

To Be YOUNG Again!!!!

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