Brigittes’s Pick FW: Latest Invasion of “WalMartians”

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog thanks Brig for all these latest WalMartians!

My major concern is that my beloved brother, Charles, has, after a lengthy procedure investigating any neo-Nazi links, child molestation, attempts to enter the US for multiple marriages, and lots of other juicy stuff, has been given a Green Card and may be shopping there! He’ll be repairing a trailer in Louisiana and lots of other things.

Brig! I want a WalMartplanetearthians. A shop filled with people who…I don’t know, this sounds a bit boring, but people who just go shopping? Perhaps my brother and his esteemed wife could be inspired to visit a Walmart that doesn’t have very fat butts on special offer?

Cheers from Bangkok! Monsoon here! Rain thumping away!

Hugh

From: Brigitte Alpers
Subject: Latest Invasion of "WalMartians"

WHAT PLANET DO THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?


Seeing eye goat? Or looking for a wedding dress

M&M dispenser? (think about it)

Uh, Houston , we have a problem…

Bride of Michelin Man

Can you tie em’ in a knot? Or flip over your shoulders

I
The Kardashians looking for the bargains

Open for bidnezz

Assaconda?

OK then

Drag’m Grandma

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS…Don’t You

YEHTI IN DRAG?

Couple of players… Chillin’ with a hot babe in the frozen food aisle

I smell romance

Checking out the six-pack…oh, sorry it’s a full case

DORA DA Explorer in 70 yrs…check out the tats, one from every country

Slip sliding away

Just stopped by after Ballet

Say it loud …say it proud

Shock and awe, anyone?

Stomach suddenly turning ??…reach for Prevacid

At his age, you just don’t give a hoot anymore

Rock on, lil’ redneck

Ever wonder where Walmartins sleep?

Butt… butt… oh, never mind!

Dang…… Barbie got old!

OK, so you were an underwear model, but that was 40 years ago!

Whatever happened to no shoes, no shirt policy?

Took the words right outta my mouth! WOW what a wedgie

SCHRUNCHIE TOTEM?

Predator’s Sister goes shopping

I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt


"My feets is killen me!"

…Removal may be a job for the HEAVY URBAN RESCUE TEAM.

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"HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

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