Leonie’s View: What is your boat called? Nautical Sense of Humour ?

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Hugh Paxton’s blog had a boat. It was called the “Inky Pig.” It is no longer afloat.

Nautical Sense of Humour ?? and more

For those of us with a weird sense of humour…. you know who you are! …Nice to know you’re not alone isn’t it?

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you’re naked in church.
Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It’s all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It’s all organized by the Italians.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.
I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
In Memorium

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,

it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,

which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote

"The Hokey Pokey",died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

money isn’t everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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