Thai Days and Andre’s Bit: COWS, THE CONSTITUTION & THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog is currently sitting out a vivid storm. The winds have just brought down a tree on my neighbour’s gate. That will make a pleasant surprise for Oliver when he gets home. Our other neighbor has left at speed in his Landrover – understandable. A couple of years ago a tree fell on his garage and smashed a previously treasured vehicle. Beloved daughter, Annabel, was almost crushed by a falling tree last week a hundred yards away but fortunately it missed her and the two Lao builders who were smoking under it seeking shelter from the storm. There’s a lot to be said for living in a green and wooded environment but with this sort of Thai weather things can get out of hand. Anyway tree business and wild winds are beside the point. This post is from Andre and I’ll hand over to him!

Kind regards
Andre Gast

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Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"
THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY; BUT UNFORTUNATELY
ITS TRUE! THE MAN IS A GENIUS!

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3.. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ….why don’t we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post:
‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’
‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and
‘Thou Shall Not Lie’
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this ….. If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone — YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

GET ER DONE!………I’m do’in my part 🙂

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