Andre’s Bit: Dietmus’s hearing

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog applauds Andre for continuing to supply us with South African jokes. They have a very…South African flavour!

Subject: FW: Dietmus’s hearing

In a church in Bronkhorstspruit one Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."

With that, Dietmus got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked, "Dietmus, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Dietmus replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Dietmus’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Dietmus’s head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.


After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Dietmus how is your hearing now?"

Dietmus answered, "I don’t know. My hearing is only next Thursday."


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