Andre’s Bit: Bloody Italians

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog’s day would not be complete without an insulting joke sent from Andre in Namibia. This latest jest is at the expense of Italians. And police. Italian police. Have you met these people? No? My sound advice is keep it that way. Don’t make any great efforts to mingle.

Andre’s contribution to this blog is a joke and is meant to be read as such. If you want a real joke go to Italy and meeta the police.

Cheers from Bangkok (our police are even worse!)

Hugh

From: Andre Gast [mailto:imagine1@iway.na]
Sent: Tuesday, January 27, 2015 7:28 PM
To: Brigitte Alpers; Sugnet Smit; Hugh Paxton; Hayley Allen; Kate Elges; Francois van der Merwe; Rensia Retief
Subject: FW: Bloody Italians

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them

"It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it’s illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile, you imbecileI" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and thereforea youarra breaking da law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can’ta come. He’s a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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2 Responses to “Andre’s Bit: Bloody Italians”

  1. tony Says:

    Bloody good one!!

  2. Tod Says:

    Thanks Tony! Glad you liked it! I’ll see what Andre has to say about the French police! Cheers from Bangkok!

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