Andre’s Bit: ZUMA VISITS THE WHITE HOUSE

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Hugh Paxton’s Blog gives you Andre’s latest bit on Jacob Zuma. It is all you would expect from Andre when it comes to things Zuma!!!

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· Following Obama’s visit to South Africa, Jacob Zuma went over to see him for dinner at the White House.

· After drinking several glasses of champagne, he asked his host if he could use his personal bathroom.

· When he entered Obama’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that they had a golden urinal! Wow!

· The next day, Zuma told his wife (one of the wives!) about the urinal in Obama ‘s private lavatory.

· "Just think,’ he said, ‘maybe I should get a gold urinal too, using South African gold and paid for by the taxpayers.

· But on the other hand I’m worried that it may be just a bit too self indulgent, what with the hoohaa over Nkandla… even for a rogue like me!"

· Later in the week, when his wife had lunch with Michelle Obama , she told Michelle how impressed her husband had been when he discovered that Obama had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.

· Later that day, when Obama got home, Michelle smiled and said to Obama…..

· "I found out who pissed in your saxophone !! "


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