Andre’s Bit: NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

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Hugh Paxton’s blog thanks Andre for this. After the punchline – which is quite funny – there’s a message urging you, dear readers to pass it on. I fear we are moving into dangerously politically incorrect territory. Never stopped me before and it isn’t about to stop me again!

Over to Andre!

From: Andre Gast [mailto:imagine1@iway.na]
Sent: Tuesday, September 29, 2015 9:05 PM
To: Hugh Paxton
Subject: FW: NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

Kind regards

Andre Gast

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Windhoek | Namibia
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A Syrian arrives in London as a new immigrant to Great Britain.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thankyou Mr. Britishman, for letting me come into this country,
giving me housing, Income support, free medical care, free housing and a free education!”

The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian.”

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having sucha beautiful country here in Great Britain.”

The person says, "I not British, I am Pakistani.”

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakeshis hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country Great Britain!”

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Afghanistan. I am notBritish.”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a British woman?”

She says, "No, I am from Africa." Puzzled, he asks her,"Where are all the British?”

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work.”

IF YOU DON’T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW,YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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One Response to “Andre’s Bit: NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR”

  1. Stella Says:

    You’re right, that is a strong contender for joke of the year.

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