Andre”s Bit : And the Sign Said


Hugh Paxton’s Blog assumes these are actually true signs.

From: Andre Gast []

Gynecologist’s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


In a Podiatrist’s office:

"Time wounds all heels."


On a Septic Tank Truck: LUV IT

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels


At an Optometrist’s Office:

"If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place."


On a Plumber’s truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


On another Plumber’s truck:

"Don’t sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."


On an Electrician’s truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."


At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet:
– miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian’s
waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you
send in your payment.

However, if you don’t, you will be."


In a Restaurant window:

"Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a Funeral Home: OH YEH

"Drive carefully. We’ll wait."


At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."


And don’t forget the sign at a


"Best place in town to take a leak."


And the best one for last…………

Sign on the back of another
Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution – This Truck is full
of Political Promises "


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