Archive for the ‘Sean Lahner says …’ Category

Shaun’s Bit: Dog joke

June 30, 2012

Hugh Paxton’s blog got this gem from Shaun in Namibia. I love the punch line!

Cheers!

Hugh

From S Lahner: Google Nigeria

April 12, 2012

Hugh Paxton’s Blog posts this as a warning. Don’t send Africans who are offering you opportunities, anything.

Nothing.

They are trying it on. And will ruin you.

Cheers!

Hugh

Shaun’s View: Solly Kramer’s Bottle Store- Chatsworth, Durban

February 18, 2012

Shaun sent this larcenous security camera footage to Hugh Paxton’s Blog. It’s a loop – she only steals one crate – so don’t squander  too much time staring at it wondering how many cases of canned goods she can stuff up her dress. This said, her methodology is impressive. She’s wasted as a shop lifter – should be in a circus or on stage. Or in jail. It looks to me as if she’s teaching her kid the moves. Check:-

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From Shaun: Thoughts on Life

February 1, 2012

Hugh Paxton Blog got this in from Shaun Lahner. Shaun’s a positive thinker and will do well.

Subject: Life

This is the beginning of a new day …

I have been given me this day

To use as I will.

I can waste it … or use it for good,

But what I do today is important

Because I am exchanging

A day of my life for it!

When tomorrow comes,

This day will be gone forever,

Leaving in its place

Something that I have traded for it.

I want it to be gain … and not loss;

Good … and not evil;

Success … and not failure;

In order that I shall not regret

The price that I have paid for it.

I will try just for today,

For you never fail …

Until you stop trying.

~ Author Unknown ~

From Shawn: Amazing photos

January 21, 2012

Shawn’s got it right here. Amazing photos!

The world’s highest chained carousel, located in Vienna, the height of 117 meters.

Thor’s Well – "the gates of the dungeon." CapePerpetua, Oregon. At moderate tide and strong surf, flowing water creates a fantastic andscape


Emerald Lake in the crater of an extinct volcano. Tongariro National Park – NewZealand

Restaurant on a cliff on the east coast of Zanzibar.

Depending on the tide the restaurant can be reached both on foot and by boat.

Office of Selgas Cano in Madrid

Desert with Phacelia (Scorpion Weed). Flowering once in several years.

Balloons in Cappadocia.

Dubai. The view from the skyscraper BurjKhalifa. The height of buildings is 828 m (163 floors).

And this is the view down

These trees grow in the forest near Gryfino, Poland. The cause of the curvature is unknown

The border between Belgium and the Netherlands in a cafe

Twice a year in the Gulf of Mexico rays migrate. About 10 thousand stingrays swim from the Yucatan Peninsula to Florida in the spring and back in the fall.

In the resort town of Skagen you can watch an amazing natural phenomenon. This city is the northernmost point of Denmark, where the Baltic and North Seas meet. The two opposing tides in this place can not merge because they have different densities.

In the Chinese province of Shandong is a bridge across the Gulf of Jiaozhou. The bridge length over 36 km is calculated for eight car lanes, and is the longest sea bridge in the world.

Day and night. The monument in Kaunas, Lithuania

An unusual tunnel in California’s Sequoia National Park

This statue, created by Bruno Catalano, is located in France

Family photo

The longest traffic jam in the world recorded in China. Its length is 260 kilometers

Paris computer games store. In fact, the floor is absolutely flat.

Marcus Levine – slaughtering an artist in the literal sense. He creates his paintings by nailing a white wooden panel. At his latest series of paintings exhibited in a gallery in London, Marcus has spent more than 50 000 pieces of iron.

In the city of Buford (USA) lives just one person. He works as a janitor and as a mayor.

Autumn camouflage

Haus Rizzi – Germany.

Lena Pillars. Russia, the Lena River.

Banpo Bridge in Seoul, South Korea

Favelas of Brazil. The boundary between wealth and poverty.

Lost paradise in the Indian Ocean. Isle of Lamu.

Balcony of floor 103 in Chicago.

From the outside it looks like

View of the sunset from inside the wave.

This is a unique geological phenomenon known as Danxia landform. These phenomena can be observed in several places in China. This example is located in Zhangye, Province of Gansu. The color is the result of an accumulation for millions of years of red sandstone and other rocks.

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In northwestern Montana, USA. The water is so transparent that it seems that this is a quite shallow lake. In fact, it’s very deep.

Airport in the Maldives is located on an artificial island in the middle of the Indian Ocean

Lighthouse guard in Mare, France must be one of the most courageous people on the planet!

Not everyone will have a smoke in such weather, and in such a place!

Photo of storm in Montana, USA, 2010

Skyscraper-Crescent Crescent Moon Tower (Dubai)

Heavy fog in Sydney, which enveloped the whole city

The river above the river: Magdeburg Water Bridge, Germany.

Morning Glory – kind of clouds observed in the Gulf of Carpentaria in northern Australia

Gibraltar Airport is one of the most extraordinary airports around the world

From Shaun Lahner: Satellite television

January 13, 2012

Satellite television!

Well, looks like some people really want to watch television. Whatever the cost!

Shaun Lahner: NO CHANGES FOR 2012 PLANNED!!!!

January 11, 2012

A typical Namibian New Years resolution sent to Hugh Paxton’s Blog by our occasional correspondent, Shaun Lahner. Namibia, it seems, hasn’t changed!

There were probably many, many times this year when

I may have…
Disturbed You,
Troubled You,
Pestered You,
Irritated You,
Bugged You,
Or got on your Nerves!!
So today, I just wanted to tell you:


Suck it up, Cupcake!!

Cause there
AIN’T NO CHANGES
Planned for 2012!!

Sean Lahner Says ….

October 22, 2011

People born before 1946 were called The Silent and powerful generation..

– People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.

– People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X, .

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y ,

Why do we call the last group Generation Y?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?

Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

Y should I clean my room?

Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

Y should I buy any food?

But a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below…

Generation Y


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