UNEP GEAS May 2013 Bulletin – A new eye in the sky: Eco-drones

May 22, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog thought drones were very helpful when it came to raining hell on Islamists planning horrible activity – and those drones are helpful, they do good work! Singe beards. Ethics be damned, say I. Drone the troublesome murderous woman hating bastards.

But drones are becoming even more helpful! Read on!

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A new eye in the sky: Eco-drones

A drone is generally thought of as a military weapon or surveillance tool. Commonly referred to as an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV), unmanned aerial system (UAS) or remotely piloted aircraft (RPA), a drone can also provide a low-cost and low-impact solution to environmental managers working in a variety of ecosystems. Drones used for these purposes are referred to as ‘eco-drones’ or ‘conservation drones.’ Their agility and quality imaging abilities make them advantageous as a mapping tool for environmental monitoring, but there are still several challenges and concerns to be surmounted.

Why is this issue important?

Although many types of satellite imagery are readily available – low resolution for free online (Landsat, MODIS) and high resolution for purchase (WorldView, Quickbird) – they sometimes cannot offer sufficiently high resolution, cover the specific area of study, or capture the time series necessary to fulfill the entire purpose of a project. For several types of situations, satellite imagery and remote sensing analysis are the only way to see what has occurred on the ground, but sometimes the information collected may not be adequate enough. If the image resolution is not high enough to see exact areas of devastation or change, coverage of an entire affected area is not available, or imagery is simply too expensive to acquire, then an analysis will be difficult to complete. The generally low-cost high resolution image capture capability of eco-drones creates the potential for them to fill the data gap between satellites and ground surveying in the aforementioned cases. In addition, eco-drones can do much more than image acquisition, occasionally making them advantageous over typical satellite or aircraft image acquisition.

In addition to image capture, eco-drones can function as a real-time monitoring mechanism for disaster events or illegal resource extraction, distribute broadcast messages and collect and transmit meteorological data (CielMap, 2012). Drones can also fly in riskier and more treacherous areas than humans or manned aircraft can traverse, such as inaccessible shorelines or hurricanes (Nagai et al., 2008, Watts et al., 2012, NOAA, 2012). Due to the size and aerodynamics of drones, they are able to fly at lower altitudes, collecting more precise information than manned aircraft or satellites. This also means that they can fly below clouds making them advantageous in tropical areas where clouds can often impede satellite image collection. A typical UAS can capture images at about 6 cm spatial resolution when flying at an altitude slightly over 200 m (Rango and Laliberte, 2010). With changing ecosystems and disaster dynamics caused by climate change and urbanisation, as well as the elusive presence of environmental crime, on-demand aerial data collection and real-time environmental monitoring will become increasingly important.

What are the findings?

A drone can be defined as a system with ‘an aircraft with the capacity to fly semi or fully autonomously thanks to an onboard computer and sensors’ (CielMap, 2012). Interest in using drones for scientific investigations dates back to the 1970s in which developments during the Cold War created advantageous uses for drones in the research community (Watts et al., 2012). Since then, billions of dollars have been poured into research and development of military and experimental drones, alleviating the commercial market of much of these development costs and enabling the production of a low-cost product that soon will be more widely available and lucrative to the civil and commercial markets (CielMap, 2012). Projections for worldwide spending on unmanned aircraft, in all sectors, exceed US$89 billion over the next ten years (Teal Group, 2012). Technology has improved tremendously over time, but still has far to go.

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There are a few challenges associated with using drones, such as smaller image footprint (image area), but with further technological exploration and field testing, solutions can be created. Table 1 describes the advantages of using a drone as well as the challenges users and operators currently face.

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Table 1. Advantages and challenges associated with drones (Sources: Hardin and Hardin, 2010, Niethammer et al., 2012, CielMap, 2012, Rango and Laliberte, 2010).

Components of the technology

There are three general classes of drones, the most cost effective being close range, and several different models of drones that vary in size, flight time, camera capability, takeoff and landing needs and altitude flight level (Table 2). Drones can vary in wingspan from about 0.5 m to more than 35 m. Altitude is often restricted by government regulations, but some small drones can fly as low as a few hundred metres and some as high as 6,000 m. Large scale drones built for extreme endurance can fly as high as 20 km.

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Table 2. Characteristics of the three general classes of drones: close range, short range and endurance. (Sources: Lucintel, 2011, Koh and Wich, 2012, CielMap, 2012); t = metric tonnes)

Different models of drones are advantageous for different applications. For example, a fixed wing unmanned aircraft (Figure 1A) is best when an extended flight time is required over a long distance. If a small area is being mapped, a multicopter (Figure 1B), which can remain stationary, is best to use. Multicopters such as quad-rotors are also useful in areas of rugged terrain (Niethammer et al., 2012).

Figure 1. Types of unmanned aircrafts (drones). A. Fixed wing; B. Multicopter.

In addition to the drone itself, a complete unmanned aircraft system also refers to the ground control station and the sensors on board (Watts et al., 2012). The complexity of the ground station varies depending on the size of the drone (NOAA, n.d.). A small drone may only require a few laptops and an operator on the ground, while a larger drone involves more equipment that may be mounted in vehicles or trailers in the study area (Watts et al., 2012).

As the model of a drone varies, so does the type of camera or sensor used for image and information collection. Standard imaging equipment on board consists of a digital camera and a multispectral sensor. Depending on how much weight the drone can manage, additional types of sensors can also be carried onboard. Thermal infrared radiometres, hyperspectral radiometres, Light Detecting and Ranging (LIDAR) instruments and Synthetic Aperture Radars (SAR) can also be carried by drones (Rango and Laliberte, 2010). Images captured from a drone using these cameras and sensors can be stitched together and given a geographical reference much like images from a satellite or a manned plane can be (Hardin and Hardin, 2010).

As previously discussed, some types of drones are capable of carrying video cameras, meteorological sensors, communication transmitters, or a combination of the three (CielMap, 2012). Drones equipped with video cameras allow scientists to monitor disaster situations or biological phenomena such as migration patterns in real time. Law enforcement officials monitoring remote sections of coastline or off-coast areas for illegal fishing can also benefit from a drone with video capability. Meteorological sensors can capture information such as wind, temperature, humidity and pressure (NOAA, 2012). There are many dynamic uses for drones.

Benefits of high resolution images captured by an eco-drone

Niethammer et al. (2012) used drones with a high resolution camera to map fissures on the Super-Sauze landslide in France that had never been mapped before with such detail. Each fissure is approximately 0.1 m in width, making them impossible to detect or measure using satellite data. Using drones enabled the researchers to detect changes in the fissures and draw conclusions they would have had difficulty reaching from the use of satellite imagery. Figure 2 shows a drone prototype and an image it took with a 12 megapixel (MP) camera. Future prototypes from CielMap will test 16 MP cameras as well as a three band (RGB) sensor.

Figure 2. A prototype of a CielMap drone (left image) and a sample high resolution image (right image) taken with the 12 MP camera on board.

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Innovative Field Applications

Eco-drones have the potential to supplement data collection efforts and contribute to ecosystem inventory and accounting. Specific environmental and ecosystem applications suitable for the use of a drone can range from precision agriculture, to mapping coastline or soil erosion, to species and habitat monitoring. Drones can be launched into the eye of a hurricane to measure windspeed at altitudes and conditions in which a manned aircraft could not and they can fly over the Artic to observe sea ice conditions and track seal populations (NOAA, 2008). One of the most common civil applications is rangeland management (Rango and Laliberte, 2010). Other environmental applications are described in Table 3.

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Table 3. Various environmental applications suitable for the use of a drone.

Use of drones for monitoring destructive activities such as poaching and illegal logging have been notably applied in Africa, Asia and South America. At the end of 2012, Google awarded a US$5 million grant to the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) to use drones, alongside other technologies, to monitor illicit trade in Africa by tracking poachers and the wildlife they are pursuing. Referring to the technology as ‘remote aerial survey systems,’ surveys will be taken of susceptible areas in Africa and Asia where illegal trade is a US$7 – $10 billion industry (WWF, 2012). Brazil has purchased 14 drones for US$350 million for the Sao Paul Environmental Police to monitor deforestation in the Amazon, track poachers and seek out illegal mining operations (Cohen, 2011).

The growing occurrences of deforestation and forest degradation worldwide could be more precisely monitored and measured with the use of drones. Member countries of programmes such as the United Nations collaborative initiative on Reducing Emissions from Deforestation and Forest Degradation in Developing Countries (REDD+) could benefit from the monitoring capabilities of drones to measure and report deforestation, using the data to calculate forest carbon emissions more accurately. The option of a low-cost drone would be extremely beneficial to governments or organisations with small budgets seeking to fulfill REDD+ requirements.

Early warning applications

Quick, easy deployment and ability to enter hazardous areas make drones a beneficial tool for collecting real-time data about atmospheric conditions, mapping disaster impacts as they occur and their aftermath. This information can be incorporated into current and future early warning systems. Drones can provide information to emergency planners by monitoring evacuation, identifying where environmental conditions are worsening (i.e. flood spreading) and contribute to rescue efforts serving as an emergency response mechanism.

Rapid urbanisation and road construction in China have led to increased frequency and intensity of landslides along highways and roadways (Huang et al., 2011). With more social and economic growth anticipated in China, more roads will be built. Therefore, it is necessary for China to work towards mitigating disasters induced by road construction. Drones can be used to monitor highways vulnerable to landslides, using high resolution cameras to detect cracks that may indicate the onset of a landslide and sensors to detect changes in stress. Once detected, data collected from the drone can be used by authorities to initiate early warning allowing people currently in the area to escape and those travelling to the area to avoid the disaster event before it occurs.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently flew a drone into the sulfur dioxide plume and over the vent of the Turrialba Volcano in San Jose, Costa Rica (pictured top) to collect data about its volcanic emissions (NASA, 2013). Determining temperature, ash height and gas concentrations (such as sulfur dioxide) over the vent can help scientists predict the direction of the volcanic plume. Manned aircraft would not be able to collect this type of data because the engines would ingest the ash emitted from the volcano, ruining the engines and proving the effort obsolete.

Information collected from these missions helps to reduce the impact of potential environmental hazards such as volcanic smog (sulfur dioxide), which can be harmful to people living near the volcano and can eventually be used for early warning.

The use of drones for early warning of forest fires has been tested by several federal agencies in the USA. By collecting data about forest fires, the public can be alerted of impending danger and firefighters can better plan for how to attack the fires. While helicopters and manned planes could collect similar information, pilot projects conducted by the United States Forest Service (USFS) have proven that UAS technology has a place in wildland fire-fighting especially when considering flight costs, contract requirements, regulations and operations (Hinkley and Zajkowski, 2011). The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) and NASA have used a drone named Ikhana (pictured above) to gather information that helps fight raging forest fires in California, USA (NASA, 2010). Ikhana has a wingspan of about 20 m, is 11 m in length and can carry more than 180 kg of sensors internally and over 900 kg in pods under its wings. It is designed for long endurance flights at higher altitudes, typically flying at an altitude of 12 km, allowing it to gather a significant amount of data over a long period of time and at an altitude high enough to stay out of the heat of the fires (NASA, 2007). Ikhana is also being used to test new capabilities and advance its technological capabilites to improve the design and function of drones.

What are the implications for policy?

As UAVs become more prevalent in the public and private sectors for research and non-military surveillance, many policy considerations will need to be made. According to a 2012 United States Government Accountability Office (GAO) report, the number of countries with a UAV system for military, commercial, or civil use grew from 41 countries in 2004 to 76 countries by 2011 (GAO, 2012). Tremendous cooperation between nations in regards to airspace jurisdiction will be necessary in the future as eco-drones, and other research drones, become more commonplace. Policy creation and enforcement for demarcation of eco-drones is necessary for communicating to people on the ground that the drones are safe, only for research and to be clearly visible to other air traffic. Future regulations will need to address weight and size of the drones. Data sharing standards will need to be created if data is collected in airspace not native to the research team. Regulations specific to drones used for environmental modeling or research will need to be developed, implemented and enforced with heavy regard to public safety and privacy (Rango and Laliberte, 2010).

Currently, within American airspace, some universities and research establishments in the public and private sector are able to fly drones for purposes that appeal to public interests, such as disaster relief, search and rescue and border patrol (FAA, 2013). To fly a drone, the public sector must obtain a Certificate of Waiver or Authorisation (COA) and the private sector must obtain an experimental airworthiness certificate in addition to following many regulations (FAA, 2013). For both sectors, drones may not be flown over densely populated areas to ensure public safety. For the USA, a better understanding of the systems, operations and technology will be gained over the next few years as the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) works towards fully integrating UASs into the National Airspace System (NAS) by 2015 (FAA, 2012).

On a global scale, UAV manufacturing and export as well as licensing will need to be regulated to ensure that purpose remains ethical and legitimate and does not violate public safety and privacy (GAO, 2012). European regulations generally coincide with those of the USA, but requirements among most other countries vary considerably (Watts et al., 2012).

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Acknowledgement

Written by: Lindsey Harrimana and Joseph Muhlhausenb.
Production and Outreach Team:
Arshia Chanderb, Erick Litswaa, Kim Gieseb, Lindsey Harrimanb, Michelle Anthonyb, Reza Hussainb, Mwangi Theuria and Zinta Zommersa
Special thanks to
Ashbindu Singha,c, Arshia Chandera, Zinta Zommersc, Andrea Salinasd and Shelley Robertsone for their valuable inputs and review and to the USGS-UASPO for their photo contribution.
(a UNEP/GRID-Sioux Falls; b CielMap; c UNEP/DEWA-Nairobi; d UNEP/DEWA-LAC; e University of Toronto, Munk School of Global Affairs)

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Cohen, M.J., 2011. Brazilian Eyes in the Sky Focus on the Disappearing Rainforest. Scientific American. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=brazilian-eyes-in-the-sky-focus-on-2011-10 (accessed 25.04.2013).

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Hinkley, E.A. and Zajkowski, T., 2011. USDA forest service – NASA: unmanned aerial systems demonstrations – pushing the leading edge in fire mapping. Geocarto International. 26(2), 103 – 11.

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“Nation not ready for insect diet, expert warns” China Daily

May 22, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog read this China Daily header with a degree of amazement. The UN Food and Agriculture Org (FAO) has suggested that eating insects could be beneficial not just to the environment but could also help solve the food crisis that leaves many people mal-nourished or starving to death.

The FAO report is titled “Edible Insects: Future Prospects for Food and Feed Security.”

“High in protein, vitamins, fiber and mineral content, insects will become a new dietary trend.”

I do not doubt it. Lots of life forms eat insects. Insects seem very fond of insects. Birds like em. My geckos lap em up. And up north in Thailand you can buy platters of them. Red ants, crickets, giant water bugs, silk worm grubs, cicadas – grilled, deep fried, sauteed, stuck on a stick.

But in China, an expert is concerned.

Before moving forward with this story it should be noted that China is one of the world’s largest insectivorous nations. Most come from Yunnan province, are frozen and shipped in 5kg packs to hungry consumers elsewhere in the Middle Kingdom. Insect farming has its heart,however in Qinyuan county in Shandong Province. 200 insect farmers churn out 400 tons a year.

Gao Xiwu, however, is worried. He’s an entomologist at the Chinese Agricultural University and a specialist in the economic value of insects.

Says Gao, ” A clear and comprehensive food safety standard is needed to pave the way for promoting insects as food.”

Chinese caterers who sell insects are less concerned. Consumers seem unworried by Gao’s warnings that insects can carry pesticides and bacteria.

Scorpions aren’t insects. But four of them grilled (alive) and served on a skewer in Beijing raise four US dollars.

But Gao includes scorpions along with spiders in his health concerns.

The China Food and Drug Administration and National Health and Family Planning Commission approved more than 30 health products containing ants in 1996.

Despite this great leap forward, Liu long, president of the Edible Insects Breeding Association, is unhappy. He lamented the fact that investors were not rushing to enter the industry “even though it creates cash and jobs.”

Frustrating!

And there’s not much forward motion from Yunnan province.

“The Kunming Institute of Zoology in Yunnan province is the nation’s major research institute in this field. However a spokeswoman said there has been no progress in scientific results on edible insects in years.”   

China Post

My suggestion to China is quit fretting and eat your insects, stop throwing rotten pig carcasses into major waterways. And stop eating everybody else’s endangered species. This last point is my point! And the point of this blog post!  Cheers! Hugh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

USA today: Harvest of shame

May 22, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog doesn’t associate tomatoes with slavery in Florida. Or didn’t until I got the following from the Walk Free team. Seems to be a bit unnecessary. The slavery. Not the letter writing campaign.

Dear hugh,

Lured with the promise of good wages and steady work on a Florida tomato farm, Lucas Domingo was trapped in the nightmare of slavery for 2.5 years. Forced to pick tonnes of tomatoes during the day, Lucas and other workers were locked in a U-Haul truck to prevent them from escaping at night. Eventually they got out by punching a hole through the roof.

This isn’t the norm in the tomato industry but is an extreme example of what has happened on farms outside the protection of the Fair Food Program. Which is why many major food chains and super markets have joined the Fair Food Program, using their combined power to enforce a policy of zero tolerance for slavery.

But Publix Super Markets, a major purchaser of Florida tomatoes, is standing in the way of ending modern slavery in Florida’s tomato fields. Publix refuses to join the Fair Food Program. By continuing to do business with tomato farms that do not enforce the Program’s principles, Publix could be supporting slavery.

With only two weeks left of the Florida tomato-picking season, there are final quotas to be met and conditions are ripe for worker exploitation. As one Publix representative says “May is prime time”1 for tomatoes and it is also prime time for Publix to profit from produce that could have been picked with forced labour.

Tell Publix Super Markets CEO William Crenshaw to join the fight against slavery in the U.S. tomato industry now.

Florida has been called America’s ‘ground zero for modern slavery’, where workers like Lucas are forced to work for little or no pay. Thankfully the Fair Food Program is working to enforce a policy of zero tolerance for slavery on tomato farms and has been proven successful.

After decades of abuse, Florida’s workers finally have a chance in the fight against exploitation with the Fair Food Program, demanding a policy of zero tolerance for human rights abuses, including slavery, on tomato farms.

Tell Publix to join the Fair Food Program and put an end to modern slavery in the Florida fields.

We think Publix will make the right choice and join the fight against slavery in the U.S. tomato industry, but it won’t happen without public pressure. Please take action today and forward this message to your friends and family to send as many messages to Publix as possible at this critical time.

Thank you for your support,

Debra, Kate, Mich, Nick, Amy, Jess, Ryan, Hayley and the Walk Free Team

Weekly News Round-up (13-17 May 2013)

May 21, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog has more wildlife crime news.

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Royal Thai Customs seized 100 pangolins in Songkhla

On 17 May 2013, Songkhla province – Local Customs officials intercepted a wildlife smuggling gang and seized 89 pangolings worth atleast ฿1.5M.

The pangolins are believed to be smuggled from Indonesia to Thailand where they would be sent to China.

source: mcot.net [TH], thaipbs.or.th [VDO]

Cats and Dogs – Brigittes Pick: DOG FOR SALE

May 20, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog is duty bound to pass on the latest from our loyal blog correspondent Brigitte. A Dog for Sale.

Hugh Paxton Central Command is currently offering two cats for sale.

“These cute little kitties will add interest to your home.

Not only will they fight each other all the time (you could place bets, bring some buddies in for the action)

Statistics indicate this reduces heart disease.

AND! the cuddly wonders also destroy everything (you could over insure it and make a tidy profit on your carpet!).

They will also pee on anything soft or vomit after stealing food from your kitchen that contains galangal. Cat pee, cat vomit, is considered medicinal by several hundred thousand Chinese. Of interest, perhaps, to bio-prospectors?

They are such charmers that all who see them love them! If your life lacks interest check this chance out! They could be loving companions! Groom them, stroke them, friends!

If you are from Vietnam you get a special discount. These Little Tigers have been well fed, are plump and you can pick them up for $20 US the pair. The fur is in good condition.

Over to Brigitte!

DOG FOR SALE

A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.

"Yes," the Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."

The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".

"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired."

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner howmuch he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"Ten pounds!? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he’s a lying bugger, he’s never been out of the garden."

Thai Days: Quick travel warning – 100,000 (?) Red Shirt protestors in Central World area

May 20, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s blog suggests drivers avoid the Central World area in central Bangkok. Lots and lots of angry Red Shirts – screwing things up as usual. Numbers are subject to different estimates from different people. But there are lots of them. 100,000 is possible. And they are in the way. Stay clear chaps! The Red Shirts court trouble.

 

 

 

Leonie’s View! FW: Gordon on food

May 20, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s blog loves this! It is exactly how I behave in my kitchen! And that’s when I’m cooking for only ten guests. Gordon has to do it for thousands of dimwit wannabe gourmets every day! Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Gordon’s got it right! Nobody cooked it and the chicken did a runner.

Cooks, would-be cooks, anyone in a kitchen doing more than opening a can of baked beans read on!

Get on with it chefs! Read! Learn!

Best from Bangkok (where incidentally I have just served my guests with a pasta invigorated by a sauce of roughly fried garlic, olive oil, slashed shallots, mild green pepper, sliced into recognizable slices, a vicious dash of smaller green chilies, lots of unhappy fresh clams, a handful of dried porcini mushrooms soaked overnight and half a bottle of dry white Chile wine, the porcini juice, tomatoes and parsley. Crusty bread accompany.

I cooked it myself and cursed and the temperature in the kitchen rose to dangerous heights.

It worked! All my cursing maybe added flavor.

Actually, this boasting is pushing Blog readers from the point. So I’ll stop! Let’s give Gordon a Go!

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[New post on Anibalan's Ghost Cities Blog: Paul is dead?

May 19, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog has received this latest post from Anibalan’s Ghost Cities Blog – the bizarre rumours regarding the death of Paul McCartney in the 1960s.

New post on Ghost Cities

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Paul is dead?

by anilbalan

One of the (many) strange things to come out of the 1960s was the bizarre rumour that, before George and John died, the first Beatle to pass away was Paul McCartney. Weird? Yes. In bad taste? Almost certainly. According to the main source, an article written by a Michigan University student in the Daily newspaper in 1969, Paul died in a fiery car crash in 1966, the only survivor of which was his then girlfriend Jane Asher. According to the rumour, as this would have finished off the Fab Four, a lookalike replacement named Billy Shears (or William Campbell) was found. With a little plastic surgery and the growth of some scar-covering facial hair – matched by George, Ringo and John for the sake of fashion consistency – The Beatles kept on rocking. The ongoing aversion of McCartney (or Shears, or Campbell, depending on whom you believe) to spontaneous photography is said to be owing to his fear that the cover-up will be rumbled. However, The Beatles could not keep the truth hidden, and their post-Paul songs and albums are riddled with hints of McCartney’s ‘death’. Let’s look at the so-called ‘evidence’.

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anilbalan | May 19, 2013 at 2:00 am | Tags: Beatles, Billy Shears, Paul McCartney | Categories: Conspiracy theory, Music, Unexplained Mystery, Urban Legend | URL: http://wp.me/p1Pozr-ku

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Latest from the Reporterandthe Girl blog: New post Sex in the city: So Jon took out a dating ad

May 18, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog thinks this is a brilliant bit of work! The New York sex and dating scene.

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So Jon took out a dating ad

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Lol, I actually don’t think it’s Jon, it doesn’t look like his handwriting and that certainly isn’t his number.

So apparently dating and relationships have become so difficult to navigate, especially here in New York City as you guys can imagine by reading my story, that this poor soul decided to take out an ad.

Well…it’s not an official advert, as I’m sure it exceeds the 200 character limit, and its handwritten and has been posted on the A and C trains and on bus stops and poles on the busy streets of Brooklyn. Apparently this guy may not have heard of this thing called the internet a place where, if you play your cards right, you can find a date any night of the week.

Seriously, do you know how many free dating sites and dating services there are?

Thousands…and they can match whatever specific niche you fall into such as: LGBTQIA, Christian, Goth, Ayn Rand/Libertarians, Vampiricists, Sugar daddy/baby (and this is just one site!!), and so on…

I wonder which niche this guy falls into?

Let’s break down the ad.

"One Nite Stands Only"

Hhhhhhhmmmmm……off the bat, there is already something wrong if you’re incomprehensible in asking for a one night stand.

He also very specifically outlines what kind of dates he will go on with you: Library, window shopping (he won’t buy you anything), Dutch dating (nooooo….he ain’t taking you on a trip!), You get a choice to be dined and wined at any of these particular establishments: McDonalds, Wendys, Popeyes, or Subway’s EAT FRESH! Except that they don’t serve wine…..

Or you can have an "ice cream and cake" date, or a soda date, or maybe just coffee date.

Well, I am an ice cream and cake girl myself…so this is rather tempting!

And you can’t see it but on the outer edge the note says "Females Only!!" So sorry guys, I know this offer is just too ridiculously good to pass up!

But the one thing that got me, was the "Maybe romance" on the bottom edge of the corner? I mean come ooooonnnn….why not go all the way? Well, that definitely doesn’t sound like the reporter.

So what do you guys think? A prince in disguise?

He’ll take you to all the romantic spots that every girl looking for a one "nite" stand likes: the zoo (gotta pay for your own ticket), the library, and a soda date.

Would you give him a call, or send him an email? ;-)

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TheGirl | May 17, 2013 at 8:26 pm | Tags: can’t get a date, Dating, dating ad, desperately looking, i am looking for, Jon is dating, men and women, NYC subways, one night stand, one nite stand, Relationships | Categories: Musings and Life | URL: http://wp.me/p2MqP7-aT

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Zambia, Free Couple Tortured and Jailed for Being Gay

May 18, 2013 by

Hugh Paxton’s Blog reckons this is unfair. The guys were just homosexual. As Lady Gaga said “born this way.” They didn’t deserve this. And it does Zambia little credit. Yup, unfair.

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Dear Hugh,

James Mwape and Phil Mubiyana were arrested in Zambia, held without food and water for twelve hours, denied legal representation, and were forced to undergo an anal probe test. Their "crime?" Their sexuality.

These arrests were carried out in direct violation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and the international community must respond.

That’s why it’s so important that you urge Zambia to free them immediately.

The two menhave been detained in an overcrowded cell in rural Zambia for several days now. Some sources fear that the two may have been forced under duress to "confess to their crimes" in order to speed up the trial.

This brutal campaign of fear and injustice must end. Tell the president of Zambia to free Phil Mubiyana and James Mwape immediately.

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